You know who is really good at taking selfies?
I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
This is very true to my experience.
Hey, remember that time Sulu saved everybody’s life on accident cause he left the parking break on?
(photo is from Harry Potter wiki)
I am ashamed I never thought about this before. His name would have to change for different languages.
Will forever love that Norwegian just went fuck it and changed the meaning more than anyone else. But “Jeg er Lord Voldemort” just doesn’t anagram well.
Oh wait, I just noticed that Galician is “Milord Voldemort.” …MILORD. *dying*
And Czech is just “Me Lord Voldemort.” omgfjld does Tom Rojvol Raddle just talk like, “Me Dark Lord. You Harry Potter. Me kill parents. They die, it funny, now you die too.”
We Czechs apologise.
#jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked #wait?? #bones?? #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort?? #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’ #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’ #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’ #i thought what we had was special?? #what do you mean you like him?? #bones?? BONES?? #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best